Friday, October 10, 2014

Agent X - Operation Eden pt. 1

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“Name's Agent X, that's all I'm gonna say. I solve very strange cases from back in the past. Before you even ask, yes I can time travel. I have a device called the Timer3000 that allows me to travel through time. It's funny. I never planned on solving cases that were in the past. As an agent, you're lucky enough to even get an interesting case. It all started in my office when I received a letter.”

So, you want to learn the truth, right? About the origin of all this evil, you have to go to the very beginning. Allow me to introduce you to the case of the forbidden fruit. -Anonymous

I flipped the card over and found numbers on the back, coordinates actually.”

X=3298
y=3095

“I opened my desk drawer and grabbed the Timer 3000. I plugged in the coordinates and pressed the start button. This would be my first journey into the past.”
“I found myself in the most beautiful garden I had ever seen. Naturally, I got scared and hid when I saw a giant T-Rex coming toward me. I was sure I was a goner. That was until I saw the dinosaur go over to one of the fruit trees and started to eat from it. I wondered where I was. What kind of place was this that everyone, even carnivores, ate fruit and vegetables. Where are all the people? I walked around until my timer3000 started beeping...incoming message.”

Welcome to the Garden of Eden.

“I scrolled down and it revealed a whole paragraph!”
Two people in this garden have eaten a forbidden fruit, but they are blaming a snake. I brought you here to figure out who dunnit and learn about how evil entered the world. -Anonymous.

“I trudged around the garden, looking for the two humans. I spotted them weating fug leaves. I was curious, why didn't they wear clothes like normal people.
'Excuse me,' I asked the man. 'Are you the one who ate the forbidden fruit?'
'Yes but it was Eve who gave it to me!' He yelled.
'Adam! I'm telling you, it was the serpent.' The woman standing with him, insisted.
'How can a serpent tempt you to do something?' I asked. 'They can't even talk!'
'I beg to differ' hissed a voice behind me.
I turned around and jumped. Standing before me was a serpent, a talking serpent that had legs!
'Okay,' I said, 'now I've seen everything.'
'You haven't seen a talking serpent before?' asked Adam.
'Who are you?' Eve asked, 'God only made two of us...that is unless....”
'What? Oh my name's X' I introduced. 'I'm just passing by...uh can anyone tell me what happened here?”

Written by: Lizzy the Lizard
Photographed by: Daniel P. Smithwater
Edited by: Christian Ryan, Joy Hammond & Mr. Smiley

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