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Samuel and Indiana Adamson with the baby Spinosaurus mummy (it has been digitally restored so that it looks like it did before it was wrapped) |
When we hear the word “mummy”, you
most likely think of a dead body wrapped up in cloth, stuffed into a
sarcophagus hidden in a tomb in a huge pyramid. But what about baby
dinosaurs? That’s exactly what two paleontologists, Dr. Samuel
Adamson PhD. and his wife Dr. Indiana Adamson PhD. found on their
expedition to Egypt. This find seemed very amazing so my junior
photographer, Daniel P. Smithwater and I headed over to Animal
Adventures Institute to find out more about the discovery. What’s
Animal Adventures Institute? Well, Animal Adventures Institute is the
part of Animal Adventures Inc. that does the “scientific stuff.”
Animal Adventures Inc. is also the company that Dr. Samuel Adamson
and his wife work for. So anyway, back to the story. We went to the
institute to interview Dr. Samuel and Indiana about this incredible
find. “We were actually looking for bones of great sauropod [long
necked] dinosaurs that used to roam the landscape,” says Indiana.
“But one of our tour guides suggested we take a break from fossil
hunting and explore the tourist sites in Egypt, one of which was the
Great Pyramid. So we took a break, and we were glad we did!” While
touring the pyramid, Dr. Samuel looked down an alleyway and realized
a weird-shaped pair of sarcophagi (the plural for sarcophagus)
sitting in a corner. Samuel and Indiana got permission to open the
sarcophaguses and found the mummified bodies of two baby dinosaurs
called Spinosaurus Aeygipticus (Spine-oh-soar-us
Ee-gip-tee-cus). Now these sarcophaguses were undiscovered until
recently because of where they were in the tunnels. Scientists had
just assumed they were funny shaped rocks and left them alone. “This
is not just a remarkable find because they’re dinosaurs, but this
also is just more evidence that dinosaurs lived with man, not so long
ago. Before this, we didn't however, have evidence that dinosaurs
lived with the Egyptians. But now we know they did!” says Dr.
Samuel. You see, secular scientists believe that dinosaurs went
extinct millions of years before humans existed, but this is firm
proof that Creationist scientists were right all along – dinosaurs
coexisted with people. Due to recent evidence, it appears that
Spinosaurus was the god of the crocodiles in Egyptian mythology (of
course, we know that there is only one true God, but these
misinformed people didn’t know that). So when a Spinosaurus died,
they treated it with respect. “This is also an amazing find because
this is the first time a Spinosaurus has been found as a complete
skeleton,” says Samuel. And he is correct. Other than these
mummified babies, Spinosaurus was only known from a handful of fossil
fragments. And most of those few fragments were tragically destroyed
during World War II. And these are also the first baby Spinosaurus
ever discovered. After this find, you would think most scientists
would become Creationists. But it appears these evolutionists are
missing the point more than I thought, as an interview with Dr. Pride
B. Forefall PhD. tells us. When I asked him what he thought about
this discovery he said, “I don’t see what all the fuss is about.
So what they supposedly discovered evidence for man coexisting with
dinosaurs? These baby Spinosaurus were probably uncovered by the
Egyptians and the Egyptians thought they were crocodiles to they
mummified them.” Really, how realistic does that sound? Really? So
maybe the evolutionists aren’t convinced, but we Christians can be
sure of one thing: God made dinosaurs and people to live at the same
time. What will Dr. Indiana and Dr. Samuel dig up next? We don’t
know, but it could be something truly remarkable.
Written by: Mr. Smiley
Photographed by: Daniel P. Smithwater
Edited by: Christian Ryan
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